Flash Fiction: A Virtual Love Story
“Hi Josh! I’m so happy we’re finally getting to e-meat.
So I saw on your profile that you’re looking for a travel buddy. Well— you’re in luck! I love to travel. Like, love. Ask any of my friends! Travel, travel, travel! One minute I’m in New Jersey and the next I’m in Fort Lauderdale or like, Chicago! I’m just crazy like that. Total hashtag wanderlust.
Hang tight, Josh — walking from Playa Del Bedroom to Puerto Las Sofa as we speak.
Before you say anything. Let, me tell you a little bit more about myself. I’m a veritable sucker for movies. Seen a movie? Bet you I’ve maybe seen it too.
My ideal night is Netflix and sausage. I’m an absolute glutton for deli meats!
Basically I’m just looking for someone to pandemic and chill. I’m thinking, why not, this could be our Dear John moment— but with front cams!”